Valheru's Request to Pass the Gates.

"ahhh i see... nothing a spot of tea wont cure!" exclaims kril as he pours his tea on the newcomer. Watching for signs of movement, Kril looks worried, "Erm... i tripped i swear!"

 

Can we get a few more clerics out here. Kril likes to brew his tea piping hot, and we have some 3rd degree burns. *reaches in his medicinal pouch*

 

There aren't anymore clerics.

 

Surely it can't be just you and I as clerics.

"Don't call me Shirley!!"

 

hey knew guy .... could i borrow some coin.... ill pay you back just need to buy some thing now

 

Well Valheru,

We have waited patiently for your response, and the guild has keep this thread alive. I know people often work during the week so I will give this thread until Sunday but at that point if we don't see any response we will have to close it an move on.

We eagerly await your return.

 

Indeed... and i have been the executioner of posts lately so be wary friend and reply before all is lost! 8O

 

Excellent tale, my friend! Bravo!!

 

.......

 

*smiles out of one side of his mouth as he steps back into the shadows. you hear three clicks of bolts being loaded and the cranking sound of gears*

 

I shall give the lad till the morrow then the public execution shall begin.

 

its not his real nose... its a false one!
THEY dressed him up like that...

*from the sidelines an unseen speaker says*

and he turned me into a NEWT!!!

 

I got better

 

"guys splashing ale on him won't work."

*Takes one of Falstaff's week-worn socks off of his foot and quickly sets it on in the poor man's face*

"That might work... If not he's dead"

 

If he wasn't dead before...he certainly is now. *puts his socks back on* I will have to say nay to this application as well.

 

*with fingers pinching his nose*
Wow, and i thought the sewers smelled bad. Someones needin to check that cleric's pulse.

 

guess that is it. On to other issues.

 

welcome & please get your free TS at www.cogamers .com

 

Sorry friend, you request to join the order has been denied.

Please resubmit an application and adhere to the guildelines posted in the sticked thread if you wish to attempt entry through our gates again.

Thank you for your interest in the guild and may the fates smile upon thee.

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