For the love of ale, open the door!

Wine?

What is this with wine. Wine is only good for breakfast, add a little soda water and it's great! Ale, is what is great for you! Ask Kril.

I have no problems here Sook, looks like our new members with add some spice to us.

 

FYI

Here is what a drunken dwarf bard looks like:



As you can see in the picture, I passed out holding my stick....again.

 

Hah! Thats great stuff!

 

hahahaha....

I like this guy....

 

Why do so many people drink around here?

oh ummmm....welcome to the boards

 

Jdawg,

Bad news friend... I got a PM from a member that wasn't too certain. You might have to stick around the gates a bit longer friend.

I'd suggest looking back and thinking to yourself, "Self, how could win the hearts of these people...? How can I show what a serious contributor to this community I can be? howcan I demonstrate my value to such a fine organization?"

Just trying t help ya friend... Like I said... I like ya!

Although we might have to work on the name....

 

hey j dawger
i enjoy potatoes
you?

 

jdawg namechange...new name: Pizen Indawind

I have officially changed my name on the board to my main's name...Pizen Indawind.

I also enjoy potatoes, especially baked ones with all the fixins, and with beer.

 

I liked the picture

 

Thanks (It's my good side!)

 

Hail all ye most important higher-ups! I have tried to impress ye with my wit and song, but alas I have counted thrice the days since knocking on ye gates. I am cold, and hungry. My throught is dry, and I need the sweet taste of the liquid that has been stored in that keg shaped object right inside that tavern that I can see through a crack in the gate.



All I can do is stand out here and strum my instrument alone (keep ye minds from the gutter!). I must come in side! I need be...er I mean nourishment badly.

I know now what I must do! I have stipped to my undies, and I will stand here flashing every maiden that comes in or out of this door until I am permitted to come in and dri...er I mean eat!

 

LMAO
Badan hands Pizen a tall stout tankerd of ale. Squinting he turns his head aside " Hoist yer trousers songster! For the love of the Gods....." He walks back through the gate rolling with laughter.
:lol:

 

I will give him one thing, he is persistant. I like that in a dwarf so my good man pull up you britches. You have won my support.

The gods know I do not want to submit the fair maidens of Stormreach to those thighs any longer then needed.

 

pissin in the wind
at least we know you put some thought into it

 

I resemble that remark!

 

ROFL

I don't think that I've laughed so hard, you've got my vote, if no other reason is that you made me laugh!

That was so funny, STICKY it!

 

So I'm standing here half naked wondering....what would I have to do to get in the good graces of the all wize and mighty Sempiternal? Hmmm, maybe if I offered him a swig of this tankard of sweet tasty ale Badan so graciously gave to me?

 

Sook, let him in If nothing else, if you don't, I'll have another patient to treat!

 

Pizen, you have worked very hard to prove your heart is, in fact, one with the Order.

Welcome aboard brother! May our swords share the blood of the same foe.

I will delete jdawg's application and look for Pizen's application....

 

Welcome aboard friend.